20 People Who Have The Purr-fect Response To Hello Kitty Not Being a Cat

28 NOV, 2014 1,551 views Funny

By now you’ve already heard the earth-shattering news that sent Hello Kitty lovers into a spin.

Just in case you have been living under a rock, Sanrio, the creators of Hello Kitty, just made this astounding comment:

Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.

Yes, the favorite feline-looking character that the world had fallen in love with since 1974 has been confirmed by her maker that she’s really not a cat. She’s in fact a human British girl named Kitty White with her own backstory:

She is a Scorpio. She loves apple pie. And she is the daughter of George and Mary White.


Here are 20 purr-fect responses to the purr-turbing news, as seen on Twitter.

I just got off stage to find out that Hello Kitty is not a cat. This is worse than finding out Pluto is not a planet.

— Mike Shinoda (@mikeshinoda) August 28, 2014

Me & my pet upon hearing the news #HelloKittyIsNotACat. pic.twitter.com/bG0itXM1Ci

— Harper Seven Beckham (@ihateposh) August 28, 2014

"We would ask Hello Kitty for comment, but she doesn’t have a mouth." #hellokittyisnotacat

— Wendy Lester (@WendyWings) August 28, 2014


— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August 28, 2014

What do you mean #HelloKittyIsNotACat? Here's one of our favorite reader reactions: http://t.co/lss50Xfos7 pic.twitter.com/KzywzGt8YF

— CNN (@CNN) August 28, 2014

Hello Kitty just got way weirder than it actually is now that she's a cat shaped human.

— Nicole Bozzani (@Nicolebozzani) August 28, 2014

I bet Avril Lavigne feels awkward that she now has a song about calling a little girl so pretty. #hellokitty

— Colin Surname (@colincidence) August 28, 2014

This is not a cat. This is an image of a cat. We have now entered The Matrix. #HelloKitty

— Andrea Romano (@theandrearomano) August 28, 2014

Today I learned that Hello Kitty is not a cat. My life is all a lie. Next you will tell me Goofy is not a dog. http://t.co/8E97wydi8w

— mrbrown (@mrbrown) August 28, 2014

I'm less concerned with Hello Kitty not being a cat and more concerned with why she's been held back in third grade for 40 years.

— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 28, 2014

Hello Kitty is a girl. This means I am a cat.

— armi millare (@armimillare) August 28, 2014

I thought it looked obvious that Hello Kitty wasn't a cat. pic.twitter.com/65kkOgD0Kn

— Jamie DMJ (@JamieDMJ) August 28, 2014

First, you tell me Hello Kitty isn't a real kitty. Next you'll tell me that sponges don't live in pineapples under the sea.

— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) August 28, 2014

“Once we found out Hello Kitty wasn’t a cat we lost faith in humanity and decided to get married” – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

— samir mezrahi (@samir) August 28, 2014

Not surprised about Hello Kitty. Tired of cats acting like they're people. Sitting on chairs. Not sharing their water.

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) August 28, 2014

I'd like to assure each and every one of my followers,I'm really an Owl. #HelloKitty #hellokittyisnotacat Hello Kitty pic.twitter.com/2CxLjfyqAB

— Mr Owl (@MrOwl) August 28, 2014

Hello Kitty is not a cat? Shocking. Next, we'll learn the Affordable Care Act isn't affordable.

— Razor (@hale_razor) August 28, 2014

Nyan Cat will never betray you and tell you it's not a cat. Nyan Cat is 100% cat! #hellokittyisnotacat

— Nyan Cat (@NyanCat) August 28, 2014

Bin Laden died thinking Hello Kitty was a cat. Burn!

— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) August 29, 2014

How did you and your friends react when you first heard the news? Was it of shock or denial? Share these funny responses with others below!


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